How To Stuff A Spectacular Christmas Stocking

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How To Stuff A Spectacular Christmas Stocking

Film by Jacopo Maria Cinti

6 December 2018

The art of the perfect festive gift receptacle – Santa, take note .

Should anyone over the age of 10 actually get a stocking on Christmas Day? In MR PORTER’s opinion, yes. For what are the holidays without a little bit of nostalgia? What is Christmas Day but an opportunity to stoke that fiery glimmer of childlike naivety lurking within that modern life so mercilessly pushes underwater for the remaining 364 days of the year?

Of course, most people in the magic-recapturing bracket are rather more discerning than they were in their youth, when they would spin out at the sight of the reindeer’s toothmarks in a plate of carrots, or be fervently convinced that throwing a letter in the fire is the best way to get it to the North Pole.

No, adults need stockings curated with taste, flair and a certain architectural aesthetic. And such are the thoughts, believe it or not, that keep all of us at MR PORTER HQ up during these long winter nights. Scroll down for our exhaustive guide to stocking stuffing, from creating the perfect edit of  to getting all the time-honoured details right.

The stocking

The best stockings are stretchy, with enough elasticity to accommodate a wide range of objects. The stretchier the stocking, the more gifts that can be stuffed within. Some people prefer the self-consciously “stocking-y” varieties you find in various Christmas gift shops, but it’s also possible to make do with a pair of knee-high football  if you have those lying around. If you’re incredibly flash, you might even want to consider this pair from , which, we can all agree, are rather festive. Minimalists, on the other hand, might want to consider this over-the-calf pair from , which have the slightly more practical function of making sure, in formal situations, no one sees a shred of ankle peeping out from under your .

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The spherical stopper

Your stocking’s extremities are best filled with a round object. Tradition dicates that this should be an orange, though there are, of course, other options. Such as  from , which has a lovely round bottom, or  from , which will help you look after all your holiday .

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The strategic padding

A sock stuffed full of gifts is, unfortunately, rather conducive to all those gifts colliding together uncontrollably when the thing is moved about. You should therefore separate solid bodies inside the stocking with softer items, such as the rolled up , the  and – a key item – the pair of festive socks. A small bag of chocolate coins is not necessarily going to do much in the way of padding (and may even cause a few smears, so watch out), but it is, of course, essential.

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The structural core

Long, cylindrical objects stuffed in the central third of the stocking will supply it with structural integrity, so that it doesn’t flop over sideways when you pick it up. A good item for this is ’s , but, depending on the size and shape of your stocking, you may want to experiment with a variety of items, of varying levels of cost: a candle from , for example, or a  from Ermenegildo Zegna.  are also good and, even better, can be used as a repository for some further treats. Actually, this might be the best place to hide the chocolate coins.

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The olfactory element

A good stocking should nourish the body as well as the mind. Which is why the last third of your stocking should focus on , in particular the cleansing and perfuming kind. (The likelihood is you’re going to be sitting on the sofa for most of Christmas Day – a pretty slobby thing to do, really – so you really should make sure everyone’s smelling nice.) If you have to stuff several stockings, why not buy a sampler pack from  or , throw in a set of masks from  or , and split everything up between them? That way, everyone can have some , a face mask, a  and a nice bar of . Hurrah!

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The concluding statement

How to finish it off? A  is a generous thought, and will squeeze in nicely. No stocking should be too studied, which is why you should throw in at least one thing that is just for fun. What that is depends on how fun (and how generous) you’re feeling. At the extreme end in terms of both metrics is something such as  from British luxury brand . But let us also draw your attention to  from . Or, from the same brand, these rather special .

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