Trend: Wild West

This ain’t this garment’s first rodeo, but CHERRY LA’s evolution of the trouser features hardwearing double-knee patches, with a Jacquard pattern that’s both rootin’ and tootin’. Yee-haw.

Possible moves: high plains drift, quick buck, gait crasher

Trend: Purple Reign

A diamond-studded ring from EÉRA, with a PVD-coated white-gold setting and enough glam-rock pomp to outmuscle a mid-1970s Sir Elton John.

Possible moves: diamond uppercut, rock block, twinkle twinkle takedown

Trend: Grown-Up Goth

Made from supple leather with an elasticated side panel. Once released from its dust bag, possibly at night, these Chelsea boots by Yuketen will add a dash of Mr Bram Stoker swagger to tapered jeans.

Possible moves: Drac attack, Vince Noir kneebar, out for the count

Trend: Rainbow Brights

Take on the most dazzling trend of the season in these jolly yellow acetate sunglasses from Jacques Marie Mage. Inspired by vintage styles, the anti-reflective lenses will ensure you always look on the bright side.

Possible moves: bright eyes, dazzling glare, electro eyeball

Trend: The New Prep

The collegiate sports jacket gets a knowing remix thanks to Thom Browne, with contrast merino wool panels in the colours of rival schools. One to get you noticed on campus.

Possible moves: ivy wrath, prep flip, old-school sprawl

Trend: Intergalactic Metallics

Built for the great outdoors – and possibly outer space – this puffer from Canada Goose is a jacket for those who are feeling adventurous. Windproof and water-resistant, it is made from sterner, if softer, stuff.

Possible moves: solar flare, space force, smack down

Trend: Jean Genie

Made from upcycled denim with distressed details, this Gallery Dept. messenger bag’s ample size means it can pack many things, including a punch. Will have you screaming for mercy. Or Merci.

Possible moves: denim venom, bag payback, strap slap

Trend: Summer Leather

Classic Kill Bill track pants get a remodelling out of left-field courtesy of Marni – constructed out of pink lambs’ leather, with contrasting black stripes. Sure to go fast.

Possible moves: a good hiding, hell for leather, beaten track

Trend: Pretty Patchwork

The best-selling slim-fit jeans from denim heavyweight KAPITAL come in a classic blue wash, but with signature embroidery and patches. Will have opponents in pieces, needing to be stitched back together.

Possible moves: jeanesis supernova, knee patch roundhouse, denim fling