If you’re suffering from Barbie fatigue (or firmly Team Oppenheimer), then we don’t blame you for giving all things hot pink a miss this season – and forever more. What we will say is that no one could accuse you of being in a style rut if you have this elephant-shaped LOEWE Paula’s Ibiza pouch on your arm, no matter what else you’re wearing.

So, protecting your peepers from the glare of the celestial body that we know as the sun is reason one for owning these sunglasses. But it’s handy that, wearing these, you won’t also blind yourself when you catch your likeness in the mirror, so dazzling is the colour. Whose bright idea was this? The “GG” monogram on the temples should give it away.

One thing about Balenciaga, it doesn’t do dull. Which is to say that, if you’re open to shaking up your style a tad, the subversive label is your best bet. Thought a leather wallet and cardholder was just about the most boring thing you could purchase? Not if Balenciaga has its way. But equally, it doesn’t abandon function altogether, as this handy lanyard proves.

Years after we first called the trend, we’re still not sick of seeing stylish guys decked out in pearls. Thankfully, Mr Harry Style’s jeweller of choice, POLITE WORLDWIDE, continues to satiate our appetites for newness. It also swerves the granny connotations by churning out edgy variations on the theme, such as this multicoloured necklace of freshwater pearls and enamel.

Don’t fret: your oatmeal-coloured cashmere cap that you may or may not have bought to emulate your favourite fictional billionaire nepo baby still has its place. But every so often, why not keep your fellow quiet luxury lovers on their toes and go full logomania? This monogrammed Gucci baseball cap should do the job nicely.