How To Be More Italian

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How To Be More Italian

Words by Ms JJ Martin

14 June 2017

01.

Your mother is a holy human being

02.

Wear your father’s and grandfather’s clothes from when he was your age

03.

Loafers and other slip-on shoes are for weekends only

04.

You will have at least 15 suits

05.

Learn to master at least one important meal

06.

Never walk around in public in your exercise clothes

07.

Never split the bill

08.

Don’t eat lunch at your desk

09.

Iron your underwear

10.

Never talk about your job at a dinner party

11.

Ride your bicycle to work

12.

Care very deeply about what your wife is wearing

Illustrations by Mr Stewart Walton